Down in Jamaica, there’s a place aptly named Hedonism II that features a special brand of inhibition-free “adult” resort action. While this all-inclusive getaway offers your usual all-you-can-eat-and-drink beach-side fun in the sun, there’s also a “clothing optional” policy, mirrors above all the beds, and a strong emphasis on pleasure of the “anything goes” variety. Basically, the whole joint is one big swinger soirée. After catching wind of this utopia for the undressed, we checked out their website, only to find it oozing with the sort of over-the-top descriptions normally reserved for bodice-ripper paperback novels with an equally ripped Fabio flexing on the cover. Things like, “It’s what happens when you combine warm water, a white-sand beach, open bars, and open minds,” “In these lush gardens of pure pleasure, the word “no” is seldom heard,” and “Push the boundaries of human pleasure” are standard fare. Heady stuff, right?
Well, when coupled with actual quotes from the Trip Advisor reviews of this carnal Caribbean carnival, let’s just say a picture was painted, and it wasn’t one you’d want to hang above your mantle.
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